1.I swear I’m not drunk, let’s take another round!
This is the best lie of them all and the thing is, if you think about it, maybe it isn’t a lie after all.
When you’re drunk as Hell, you’re firmly convinced that you’re absolutely sober and you believe it so much that when you’re telling others you’re not drunk, you’re actually telling the truth from your perspective. Ok, I’m just trying to make excuses.
But yes, there comes the time when your friends want you to stop drinking because you’re highly intoxicated and you simply cannot believe them. You’re fine, you’re willing to do anything just to prove them wrong and return to the bar.
So here comes the evidence: “Come on, buddy, you’re my best friend, you should know me better, I trust you. Look at me, I swear I’m not drunk at all, do you want me to stand on one leg? Because I can!”
And you can indeed…for a second and leaning against a wall, but that’s proof enough for you. You showed them, tiger!
What did you think about these lies everybody tell themselves when they’re drunk?
Which one happens to you most frequently? Tell us in the comments below!
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