8.I’m a whale with acne
Oh, the nightmare just gets worse.
You know what’s even worse than looking in the mirror when PMSing and seeing how fat we’ve gotten? Realizing that we can no longer focus on the fat belly because of the horrifying pimples that invaded our faces.
Remember what I told you before about that repulsive whale? Let me rephrase that: we’re a repulsive whale with acne that’s never going to get laid again.
How do you, guys, survive this?
Simple: when your girl comes running and screaming about that pimple, pretend you don’t see it. Make that face that’s trying really hard to see something and then “barely” observe the pimple even though it’s actually blinding you. That will give you some time.
