3.Only a potato sack fits
Yes, the whale is in the house again.
Unfortunately, we don’t always afford to stay in our pijamas 5-7 days and stuff our face with food as we’d like to. We have to leave the house and get some work done.
And before leaving the house comes that fantastic moment when we have to get dressed. And I’m saying “fantastic” in the most sarcastic way possible.
Gentlemen, mind my words, run. Run for your lives. Make any excuse and just get the Hell out of the house, you don’t want to get yourselves into that. It WILL get ugly.
Yes, we’re bloated and nothing and I mean absolutely nothing fits us or if it does, it looks like a disaster. Or at least that’s how we feel. So after crying for about an hour we’re probably end up wearing a pair of tights and an oversized sweater.
