8.The Dirty Pal
Oh, dear God.
I can’t understand how you even got to date this guy, but let’s say that he used to wash himself in the beginning and then you’ve later discovered the truth: that his worst enemy is the soap.
I don’t think it’s necessary for me to tell you to run for your life, is it?
What lady wants a man that stinks holding her hand? There’s nothing sexy about it and you’ll be losing a lot of your friends because no one has to stand that smell. No matter how much they love you.