9.I’ve got the moves, maybe I’ll just try that new choreography.
Ah, the relationship drunk people have with dancing: priceless.
There is not a single self-esteem booster better than alcohol. I don’t know what happens in our brain, but after some cocktails we’re hotter, way more intellectual and above all, professional dancers.
Man, you’ve got it going on! You’ve got some expert moves you never thought you could possibly do, all that time watching choreography videos on Youtube finally paid off, you’re the king and queen of the dance floor!
But what nobody tells you is that you look like a blind penguin and even if they told you, it will probably sound like a compliment to you because remember that you’re smarter now, so there is certainly a deep meaning to that.
Just wait until you see the videos on Facebook the next day, there’s your higher meaning.
