8.I’m sure the Dj will love my personal music!
Oh, the best part of being a Dj.
If you have a friend who’s a Dj, just go and ask him if he doesn’t just love it when drunk people come and tell him what music he should play. I’ll give you one tip though: get ready to be slapped.
Yes, when we get drunk, as I was saying before, we become experts in everything, especially in music. No way that Dj is a professionist who gets paid to play that music because he knows exactly what he’s doing, no, we know way better!
And why not teach him some tricks? Let’s throw ourselves over his mixer and start shouting the name of our favorite song. He doesn’t hear you or simply ignores it? No problem, maybe he wants to read it just to be clear, so let’s type it on the phone and blind him with it.
Still didn’t hear that tune? Oh, poor Dj, he obviously didn’t have that track in his playlist, nor access to the internet, but he most definitely appreciated your fine taste in music.
