3.It’s kind of hot, maybe I should take my top off.
Let’s go a few hours back. You’re still at the club, dancing, feeling great, drinking shot after shot, it’s all good.
You’re feeling kind of sexy though and you’re not sure everyone noticed it. Well, they should! So there’s the sexy track you’ve been waiting for, time to hump a stranger or one of your close friends.
It’s also kind of hot in there, too. Maybe you should take your top off, after all that’s a track that goes perfectly with undressing and remember, people have to see your sexuality…all hundred of them. Many of them knowing you in real life.
Ok, so there went your top. You’re feeling sexy and confident, with a choreography that will make the strippers feel ashamed of themselves. Everybody points their phone cameras towards you, but of course they do, a sexy being like you has to be photographed!
And there comes the morning after when you open Facebook: “10 new messages”, “7 people shared a video on your wall”, “8 people tagged you in a video”, “15 people mentioned you in a comment”.
Whatever, I have always wondered how it would be like to move to Africa anyway.
