6.It’s time to see what my crush has been posting
So you’re alone on your way home, completely drunk and you have to do something so that you won’t fall asleep.
What to do, what to do? Facebook, of course! It’s safe, you couldn’t possibly do something stupid and it will keep you busy until you reach your destination. Let me be clear now, I’m talking here about the best scenario when you still have your phone.
The news feed is kind of boring, maybe it will be more fun to check out your crush’s profile, there’s always something interesting there…an article she/he shared, a track you should comment on, a status you should also comment on, a photo of her/him you should tag yourself in, oh and also a photo of her/him from two years ago that you didn’t like. Ok, that was fun!
Now let me give you a piece of friendly advice. When you wake up the next morning, if you see your crush’s name in the Inbox section on Facebook, here’s what you should do: Settings > Security > Deactivate your account.
Maybe one more like before saying goodbye.
