4.It’s ok, I’ll just close my eyes a little bit until the next stop.
Oh, how I love this one.
Let me start off with a tip. If you’re so drunk that you’re not entirely sure what your mother’s name is, never go home by yourself, trust me. I know you think you can do this because you’re still standing on your feet, but believe me, you so can’t. Or at least, grab a cab because the driver will take you out at your destination, probably with 50 bucks to be paid, but at least you’re home.
Still ambitious? Ok, let me just paint a picture for you then.
You get on the bus or subway, it’s nice, it’s warm, it’s quiet and the seats are comfortable. You’ve got a long way until your destination, maybe you should just close your eyes for a little bit, you couldn’t possibly fall asleep on a public transportation.
But you will and I think we all know how deep and sweet the sleep after a night out drinking can be. And you will be sound asleep on those comfortable seats…or on the floor.
Eventually there’s the glorious moment when you wake up or someone else does it for you. And you’re in freaking Narnia. Congratulations, smarty pants!
