2.Leave that sweet loving for the bedroom, honey
Really now, what’s up with that?
No, we don’t need to feel like your trophy in public, so there’s no need to mark your territory by raping our face in the middle of a crowd. And if you really feel proud to have us, you can just respectfully hold our hand and people will get the message.
Sure, an innocent kiss now and then is more than welcomed, but that’s about it. We’re not 15 anymore, we don’t need to have sex with our clothes on in public.
Believe me, any lady is perfectly aware of that and hates the looks you’ll get if you start to french kiss her on the bus. Actually, you won’t even get there because she will never allow it.
What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.
