9.I’m a whale
As if we didn’t a have a constant battle with our weight all the time, that time of the month is even harder for us.
We’re literally swelling up. Yes, it’s a medical fact that a woman is bloated the first days of her period and we’re well aware of that, but then again…our judgement seems to shut down when the period is in town.
Basically we feel fatter than ever, in conclusion a repulsive whale.
So guys, if you want to spare yourselves some good hours of hysterical crying, make sure you lie to us and you lie to us really good. Tell us we look good, we know you’re lying, but that’s one lie we’re going to accept.
Then bring us a pizza, just because you think we look so thin and we need to be fed more. That’s another lie we’ll take.
