9.Sex
What happens in a woman’s mind after having sex for the first time with a new guy…that should be illegal.
Here’s how it goes: the guy will pass out satisfied the way every human should do after having sex, there’s actually nothing wrong with that. Well, women tend to disagree.
Why? Because we like to torture ourselves. So while the guy is sound asleep, here’s what goes through a woman’s head: Was I good enough? Did he really enjoy it? I wonder if he noticed the extra fat on my butt, I knew I should have gone to the gym more before. God, I hate myself for eating that burger earlier. That’s it, we’re never going to talk again.
Let me just say one thing: What the Hell?! I assure you he did enjoy it, even if it wasn’t the best sex of his life, it was still good, he got something!
And about that extra fat on your butt that drives you insane, men couldn’t possibly care less during sex about that and he probably didn’t even notice it, so calm down and enjoy what just happened.
