1.I’m going to die alone
And this is the final stage of a woman’s period that pretty much sums it all up.
So basically every period leads a woman to one simple conclusion: I’m going to die alone.
I mean, who would want to live seven days a month with a fatty with acne that’s close to licking the fridge door? A bipolar creature that cries at Married With Children, laughs at your joke and then after 10 seconds hates you for making it?
Maybe we’ll get ten cats, but then again…cats won’t buy us tampons. Damn.
But I’ll tell you who would want that, every man. Because they know that at the end of this short trip to Hell, you’re the one that puts a smile on his face when he gets home from a long day at work.
So yes, men might not be bleeding once a month, nor getting pregnant, but they have to love and live with you PMSing each month and believe me, that can be even more traumatizing than a birth.
