5.The tragedy of life
No, women are not emotional on a daily basis, you’re not going to find out exactly what “emotional” means until your girl gets her period.
Everything and I mean everything will make her cry. And may God have mercy on you if your woman gets her hands on the remote or starts to download movies.
There is not one genre that won’t make her cry, she’ll find a reason, don’t worry, even in the most terrifying horror movies. Or comedies. Whatever, anything will do.
So you’d better keep her busy. That unless you don’t want to find her in front of the TV watching Titanic and then this is pretty much how it’s gonna go: Would you jump for me? I’m sure you wouldn’t. You’ll never love me as much as Jack loves Rose, you’re a jerk. Why are you doing this to me? I hate you!
Gentlemen, watch her steps very closely because she’ll get you in a corner and eat up your soul.
